Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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