i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
How did I end up in the pool?!
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Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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