so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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