so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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