dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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