a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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