i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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