You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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