And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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