the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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