I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
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