but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
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