school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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