i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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