I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
