Pregnant stripper...not hot.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
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