You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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