That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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