so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Randomize
