Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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