So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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