sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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