Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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