You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
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