All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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