I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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