Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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