i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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