Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
tell me about the eggs
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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