You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
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