she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
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