my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
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