Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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