GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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