dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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