He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
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