You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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