Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Randomize
