So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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