Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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