there was a trapeze. enough said
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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