Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I wish I only lived at night.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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