at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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