rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
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