your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
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