Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Randomize