I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
Please, let me fuck your mom
I can text with my tongue
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Randomize
