Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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