I'm lost and stupid without you.
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
honey bunches of taint.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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