i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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