you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Sorry about my life...
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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