Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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