Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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