O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I think I am morally bankrupt
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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