omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
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