Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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