Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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