If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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