there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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